What is the least romantic song ever?
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Anything by Led Zeppelin, whom I loved — but have you listened to the lyrics?
Baby squeeze my lemon
‘Till the juice runs down my leg
or
Lots of people talking
Few of them know
That the soul of a woman
Was created below
What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on
What do we need steam for
You the hottest bitch in this place
I feel so lucky
Hey, hey, hey
You wanna hug me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with hug me?
Hey, hey, hey
Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke
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Groovy though.
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I thought that Love Hurts was it until I listened to your Zappa & I think you’ve got me beat!!!
I’m thinking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNsxG9cFyVE
I first heard this on a bar juke box back in the 80’s. Rumor has it that the church sounding parts were actually bootleg recordings from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir in SLC. Urban legend is that somehow the church got wind of this and stormed the recording studio and only a few copies of this gem survived.
However, I think we need to give a nod to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi45R72k9z8
Not a lot romantic about this one either.
Lets stick with Zappa-Broken Hearts are for A$$holes. My friends and I laugh so hard at it.
“Bitch, I’m been Fuckin yo Momma.”
By Bootleg, featuring The Dayton Family.
3. Under My Thumb- Rolling Stones:
Under my thumb
The girl who once had me down
Under my thumb
The girl who once pushed me around
The way she does just what she’s told down to me
The change has come
She’s under my thumb
2. Run For Your Life- Beatles (written by Lennon):
Well, I’d rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That’s the end, little girl
Well, you know that I’m a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can’t spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line
Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I’ve said
Baby, I’m determined
And I’d rather see you dead
1. One in a Million- Guns & Roses:
Police and niggers, that’s right
Get outta my way
Don’t need to buy none of your
Gold chains today
Immigrants and fagots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they’ll do as they please…
Pretty much all “romantic” songs sung or written by men are about sex in the guise of “romance.”
Sex, is part of love Dutch.
‘I Stuck Her With My Wang’, by ICP.
Oh, wait, you said least romantic, not most. Ummm….
‘Every Breath You Take’, by the Police.
Sway worse than that tawdry trove.
Sammy Kershaw’s She don’t Know She’s Beautiful. It has a catchy beat & is fun to dance to, but it’s so freaking repetitive that it makes me want to SCREAM!!!
Probably “Tonight I’m Fuckin’ You” by Enrique Iglesias. Don’t let the “clean” version that changed “fuckin’” to “lovin’” fool you!
Darth. I love that song. But, it’s a total stalker song. The lyrics are crazy.Lol….
Darth. I don’t think that the lyrics would be acceptable, if Sting, wasn’t handsome…
Crazy world bro….
I’m Not in Love (I’m just using you.)
I’m not in love
So don’t forget it
It’s just a silly phase I’m going through
And just because
I call you up
Don’t get me wrong, don’t think you’ve got it made
I’m not in love, no no, it’s because
I like to see you
But then again
That doesn’t mean you mean that much to me
So if I call you
Don’t make a fuss
Don’t tell your friends about the two of us
I’m not in love, no no, it’s because
I keep your picture
Upon the wall
It hides a nasty stain that’s lying there
So don’t you ask me
To give it back
I know you know it doesn’t mean that much to me
I’m not in love, no no, it’s because
Ooh you’ll wait a long time for me
Ooh you’ll…
I’m not in love
@Dutchess_III Hate to tell but the subtext of that song is that he is very much in love and trying to deny it.
There’s always ‘User Friendly’, by Marilyn Manson.
I would have gone with the “Dead Skunk” song. Loudon Wainwright
This is the first I’ve heard of that. I never got that from that song. Oh well!
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