When is the worst time to tell a date that you are celibate?

After you’ve accepted an invitation up to their apartment for a “night cap”.

Right after you’ve told them about your STD’s.

Edit: Oops, the worst time, you asked…

After you had sex

After the person is lying nude on your bed.

@SergeantQueen -As in, “You are a cure for wanting to have sex”? Lmao!

Before he picks up the check.

@stanleybmanly-Thoughtful and considerate!

Well, if the catholic priest is wearing his collar on the date, celibacy is kinda sorta assumed.

@elbanditoroso Is it?

@lucillelucillelucille yeah. It was so bad you are now celibate

@SergeantQueen That cracked me up

Not everyone who wears a clergy collar is Roman Catholic, although not many people know a Roman Catholic collar from the collars worn by Episcopalians, Lutherans, and other mainline protestants—many of whom are definitely NOT celibate.

When he is in line to buy the condoms.

On your honeymoon.

If you are celibate it needs to be told before the first date. Anything else is “a bad time.”

When your erection “winks” at them.

Why would you even be dating if you’re celibate?

@Dutchess_III -Celibate people shouldn’t be excluded from dating.

Well, then I guess you should warn them when they ask you out. If it’s a guy, you know that’s pretty much all that is on his mind. “What do I need to do to get lucky?” If you accept a date, he’ll consider that step one.

@Dutchess_III I’m happily married and have been for over 20 years.
When I was dating, my outlook on men was not adversarial at all. I’ve been on plenty of dates with respectful gentlemen and was treated very well.
As for my question, I was joking around. ;)

I am married too, 18 years (10 years the first time.) I went on dates with respectful men, and fought off skanks. It depends on the dude. When I was younger that seemed to be the only thing ever on their mind. Knowing that they want sex isn’t being adversarial.

@Dutchess_III Your posts on men often come off that way.

Only when I’m talking about “When guys attack.”

This guy was a pretty good guy. This is 1976. He was a cop. Kind of wish I’d stayed with him because he became a lawyer.
One of the first things he did was take me to a porno movie. I had never seen one. It didn’t have the effect on me he hoped it would…I was grossed out!
Also, I was only 17. Bad cop! We dated that whole summer before I went away to college. He didn’t get what he wanted until the following summer and we hooked up again.

Was he wearing bell-bottoms?

Probably. It WAS the 70s. Pretty sure this is just before my HS graduation.

We went to the party afterward. There was a cover charge. Tom just flashed his badge and said, “I“m working this event.” The blood drained from their faces and they sent us on through at no charge.
Geez. A bunch of underage getting drunk and high…. AND THERE IS A FREAKING COP AT THE PARTY!! You know the whispers ran rampant.

Anytime.

You go looking for her in your apartment, you find her naked except for the two bows stuck to her boobs, she smiles sweetly and says: “I have two viagra for you, this will be a looong night.