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[NSFW] What animal can f*ck off?

Asked by SergeantQueen (12991points) January 16th, 2020

Animal is everything breathing that isn’t a human or a spider/bug/insect/whatever the hell those little multi-legged fuckers are classified as because that would be almost everyone’s first choice.

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SQUEEKY2's avatar

Wasps and Hornets could go away forever see no real call for them in Nature.
Or yeah and Horse flys.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Dogs that bark at 3am all night. Neighborhood cats in heat and eat a hole in the garbage bags to get leftover meat.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Mosquitos.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Fire ants. Really obnoxious bites. And they swarm.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I have learned throughout the years that no animal, annoying or not, really deserves to be wiped out of the planet completely. That disgusting bug could be the source of food for some great animal we can’t leave without. That seemingly worthless spider could be controlling the population of some bug that could become a disaster if they breed too much. That annoying ant could be helping some plant to grow. That horrifying flying thing could turn out to have a complex system of society that scientists can study and apply for our society… This planet has developed a strange way of incorporating everything to the point that when something disappeared the rest of the ecosystem would be affected. Some animals can stay away from my house, but I would hate to see them die off from this planet.

SergeantQueen's avatar

@Mimishu1995 I agree. I wasn’t saying “What animal should be annihilated” Just what you said, “Some Animals can stay away from my house” is what I meant.

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Demosthenes's avatar

Mosquitoes. I’m okay with them being wiped off the planet entirely, though.

raum's avatar

Another vote for mosquitoes.
Specifically the vector species.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Mosquitoes spread countless diseases. Most the worst, is malaria. I read once, that malaria has killed more animals on the planet, than anything else . It’s been around for millions of years… We could probably let mosquitos go…

Ltryptophan's avatar

Ticks, skeeters (some are vicious), cats (ha jk they’d say us, tho, so..), T. rex (wait), parrots (jokin’ but noisy bastards!), Camels ¯\(ツ)

ragingloli's avatar

Fucking Pigs can fuck off. Roast ‘em all.

rebbel's avatar

Dragon Fish.

gorillapaws's avatar

Pandas, seriously, fuck those guys!

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

This rant by a clever young lady comes to mind.

Right now boxelder bugs are my nemesis. Kill them all.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

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SergeantQueen's avatar

Oh no, I love pandas!!!!!

anniereborn's avatar

Wow you guys can’t read. I believe it says “no insects”. I’m afraid I don’t have an answer as any of them would be insects. I have no trouble with any animals.

ucme's avatar

Camel…they would hump off though.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Insects are animals by definition.

SergeantQueen's avatar

(My description) “Animal is everything breathing that isn’t a human or a spider/bug/insect/whatever the hell those little multi-legged fuckers are classified as because that would be almost everyone’s first choice.”

Yeah they are still animals but I worded my questions weirdly, I wanted everything but humans and insects/bugs whatever to be mentioned as I assumed that would be everyones first choice

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

sharks then
if you are excluding insects.

Demosthenes's avatar

Alright well my non-insect answer would be squirrels. They are a menace and need major culling.

rebbel's avatar

Still Dragon Fish.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I second sharks. They scare me. I eat them, every now and then. But I could do without. I’d catch more of fish I like to catch, without sharks too…

Jons_Blond's avatar

June bugs. I had one clasp onto my face and it wasn’t fun. They can go to hell.

Jons_Blond's avatar

No insects? Blerg.

Do reptiles count? I hate snakes.

Brian1946's avatar

Apparently the OP is referring to objectionable vertebrates.

SavoirFaire's avatar

@Brian1946 Yup. If insects were allowed, I would have joined the anti-mosquito chorus. But I still contend that geese are assholes.

Brian1946's avatar

@SavoirFaire Perhaps one could onomatopoetically say that geese are honkies.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

Those overly-friendly cashiers at Trader Joe’s, who demand to know, “Did you find everything ok?,” and then proceed to comment about my purchases.

I really wish that store would install some self-checkout registers.

longgone's avatar

Leopard seals. They scare me.

But I still want them to be alive. Just far away.

Brian1946's avatar

@longgone I think this bipedal babe more than shares your fear of leopard seals! ;-0

longgone's avatar

@Brian1946 Yes. I want them far away from her, too!!

filmfann's avatar

Without mosquitoes, we won’t be able to bring dinosaurs back.

Mimishu1995's avatar

About dragon fish: I have been around those things for as long as I can remember. It’s a very popular pet here. I don’t find them scary at all. They just look like grumpy fish to me.

Smashley's avatar

All dogs can fuck off. I don’t care that they exist, or that some people like them for some reason, just fuck off out of here with that dog, eh?

MrGrimm888's avatar

Dogs have played a vital part, in humans getting ahead of all other species. It’s practically a symbiotic relationship.

One could easily argue that horses, and dogs, have played a vital role in our lives. And why, we are where we are now.

Smashley's avatar

Meh, don’t need em now, though. They can fuck off.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Well. I can definitely say, we don’t need horses anymore.
But, there’s no replacement for a dog. Currently.

Smashley's avatar

For you, maybe. I vastly prefer the company of humans.

MrGrimm888's avatar

A human doesn’t have the abilities of a dog. Like the ability to alert you, if someone is in your vicinity. Or find things, by scent.
Most importantly, they are capable of unconditional love, and loyalty. Most dogs will give their own life gladly, to protect you.
If you are the dog’s owner, it becomes an extension of yourself.
They can also be invaluable tools, if properly trained.
Special Operations units, have dogs that literally sky dive, and perform all sorts of tasks.
Military, police,firemen, search and rescue. All have dogs…
They have been working in cohesion, with humans, for a LONG time.

Smashley's avatar

Are you really trying to convince me to like dogs? Clearly I don’t give a shit and want them to fuck off. Like I said, I really don’t care that other people do with them I just don’t need or want them around me. OP restated that this wasn’t about annihilating an animal type, just that you don’t want around you. Is it that important to you that I think like you on this silly topic?

MrGrimm888's avatar

^I’m not trying to convince you, of anything. I’m just stating facts. Of which, you can draw your own conclusions…

I respect your opinion. I just don’t agree with you. I’ve said my piece. I won’t push it any further.

My thesis, was that humans wouldn’t be where we are, without the aid of other animals

Fin.

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