Time for limericks!

There once was a user from Fluther
Who got in a fight with his mother.
When she didn’t give in
And allow him his gin
uberbatman saved the day with some “other”.

Write a limerick for a fluther user (be nice) or about anything you want just for fun – and to get those creative brain juices flowing.

(I’m hoping that this isn’t against Fluther policy and that uberbatman isn’t offended?)