What would you do for your pet that you wouldn't do for your spouse?

Take him in to get neutered.

Feed him.

Let him lick me

Clip her claws, let her walk across my chest, and play with her tail.

@SergeantQueen You wouldn’t feed your spouse or let him lick you?
With the right man I think you would. :)

If my husband decided to use a litter box instead of the toilet I wouldn’t scoop it up.

Yeah, but you would still feed him and let him lick you right??^^

@SQUEEKY2 Maybe if he was my servant.

Bones and a flea bath

If my spouse licked her own anus and then licked my face we would have problems. My cat does that daily and for some reason I don’t care.

Lock him out of the house to play in the yard all day!

I mean, I did that ^ to my kids but I wouldn’t do that to my spouse.

Leave at the kennel for 10 days.

Sit in my lap for hours or sleep on top of me.

♤♤♤♤ thank you!

Make him sleep in his own bed.

The two are one and the same.

Throw a ball for her…she hates sports!

Let’s see…
Collar? Nope, did that.
Obedience training? Did that too.
Walk in the park? Check
Nummy treats? Also check

Nope, spouse got all the same as the pets.

I would (and have) buried beloved pets in my back yard. I would not do that with my spouse.

Nothing different, really. Other than sexual things…

When I love something/someone, I try to comfort them.

I want them to know that I love them….

I’m not a good singer. But. I sing, to my pets, and girlfriends. I hold them, and try to make life easier…

I massage her paws.
I wouldn’t massage my S/O paws or feet.

@chyna I massage the wife’s feet regularly, she loves it.
If I “accidentally” tickle them though, well…she kicks like a mule!

I wouldn’t pick up the wife’s poop in a little bag if she crapped in the neighbor’s yard. She’s on her own with that.

^Booo. What kind of husband are you? ;)

^Hey, she has opposable thumbs…she can do it!

I wouldn’t clean up my wife’s poop either.