How do you answer James Lipton's famous questions? (possibly NSFW)

I saw that, so sad. He was a very interesting man.

What is your favorite word? Conspicuous.
What is your least favorite word? Beelzebubb
What turns you on? Music
What turns you off? Sleeze
What sound or noise do you love? Dog snores
What sound or noise do you hate? City traffic, interstate traffic
What is your favorite curse word? A$$hole
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Journalism minus skew
What profession would you not like to do? Anything in healthcare
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Your family and animals are all right over there waiting for you.

I just saw the news. I liked his interviews.:(
What is your favorite word? Love
What is your least favorite word? Any euphemism for being pregnant
What turns you on? Physical and emotional strength
What turns you off? BO
What sound or noise do you love? Double bass
What sound or noise do you hate?Alarm
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Fencing
What profession would you not like to do? Chef
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You’re late! :)

What is your favorite word? Onomatopoeia
What is your least favorite word? Don’t have one
What turns you on? A sultry smile
What turns you off? Egotism
What sound or noise do you love? A cat purring
What sound or noise do you hate? Metal rubbing against metal
What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Movie/TV critic
What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving manual labor
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? All animals are friendly

What is your favorite word? Hapsenflapsenflipsenflopsen.
What is your least favorite word? Kanker (Cancer)
What turns you on? Cleavage
What turns you off? Bum cleavage
What sound or noise do you love? Trickling water
What sound or noise do you hate? Any loud sound
What is your favorite curse word? The fuck
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Primary school teacher
What profession would you not like to do? Plumbee
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Your family’s in room 7699.

What is your favorite word? Home
What is your least favorite word? cruelty
What turns you on? a face that lights up when it sees me
What turns you off? stupidity
What sound or noise do you love? acoustic guitar
What sound or noise do you hate? sirens
What is your favorite curse word? f**k
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? set designer
What profession would you not like to do? airline pilot
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You’ve done good! Come see your brother.

What is your favorite word?
“serenity”

What is your least favorite word?
“hustle”

What turns you on?
being teased (lovingly)

What turns you off?
arrogance, macho behaviour

What sound or noise do you love?
the thump of a dreaming dog’s tail

What sound or noise do you hate?
people yelling, especially at kids

What is your favorite curse word?
the only one I really use is “damn”

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
journalist for my favourite newspaper

What profession would you not like to do?
anything involving violence – I’m thinking bouncer or butcher

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“don’t worry, hell is not real”

Enjoyed Will Ferrel’s impersonation of him.

What is your favorite word?

( impeached )

What is your least favorite word?

( trump )

What turns you on?

( horny women )

What turns you off?

( racism )

What sound or noise do you love?

( rain )

What sound or noise do you hate?

( trump’s voice )

What is your favorite curse word?

( shit )

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

( movie director )

What profession would you not like to do?

( accountant )

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

( great sex is always available )

No one said ‘moist’ as a least favorite word. Funny.

Favorite word – Soft
Least favorite word – hate
What turns you on – very close beard
What turns you off – long beard
What sound or noise do you love – wind
What sound or noise do you hate – a kid screaming
Favorite curse word – Fuck
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt – Dog trainer
What profession would you not like to do – waitress
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates – all your dogs are over there with your family

My answers, you already know the questions…

Love
Turquoise
Firm, pert titties
False eyelashes
Puppy yapping
Snoring
Fuck
Stuntman
Porn movie wet wipe assistant
We have staff for that!

What is your favorite word? Love
What is your least favorite word? Grudge
What turns you on? Kindness
What turns you off? difficult people
What sound or noise do you love? Rain
What sound or noise do you hate? Drill
What is your favorite curse word? Goddamn
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Comic artist
What profession would you not like to do? Diver. I heard that the water can suck you up and kill you.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You have done well, and I’m pleased with you.

@ucme Fluffer…haha! My friend kept asking if I was a fluffer when I first got onto this site. Look it up!

@KNOWITALL Hmm, that’s a hard job :D

@ucme Yep, just got to keep it up! haha!

@KNOWITALL Haha, I wonder what they give an employee of the month.
Maybe an award for outstanding member!

@ucme You’re firing on all cylinders this morning! hahaha!~

@KNOWITALL Hey, It’s early evening here & I’m always hot to trot.