I am angry, why do u think I am angry right now?

Sorry, but how could we possibly guess? It could be anything.

Because you’ve discovered it’s no longer hip nor trendy to use ‘u’ in place of ‘you’ while wording a question.

Unlucky, chump.

I’m angry because after being off for two and a half weeks it’s back to work tomorrow. Are you angry for a similar reason or is it because you got fooled by a rock?

Cause your like Alexander and had a terrible, no good, very bad day. Your teacher didn’t like your drawing, you have a cavity, you lost your yo-yo and your mom forgot to put dessert in your lunch.

Am I right?

Because the Republican convention has been so scaled back?

Because you don’t know how babby formed?

You have a popcorn husk caught half way down your throught.

you’re a man who’s on his period?

You don’t like either of the Presidential choices?

September 1, 2008, 7:26 PM EDT

Because you have chosen to react that way to whatever came at you….

Here is an extra Y and O on me, feel better

because some s*** in your cornflakes
bung

(yes, this is almost a movie quote)

I had a feeling that your answers would cheer me up.

“Cheer you up” from what?

I do hope you are feeling better, now.

September 1, 2008, 8:01 PM EDT

Because the summer is over? That’s why I’m angry…

OOoo, wait, I know! No one (but me) gets your log in name! I think it’s genius. I’m going to use that strategy the next time stratman is already taken in a forum.

I got AS DEEP AS A TEASPOON a long time ago!

September 1, 2008, 9:07 PM EDT

Haha, nice…..

okay, i will admit, i totally didn’t get that username until now

don’t feel bad…neither did I

Because a fork is far more useful, ultimately?

Because I won’t share the reason I’m so happy right now?

Because I am thirsty, u don’t know what I’m drinking right now?

& cetera, ad nauseum?

I just now got it.