Can you share any news other than Covid19?
Like I heard that USA launched an attack on Iran this week? Is that true? It was on a ticker tape recently.
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It’s a beautiful day and my partner and I came in 4th in a bridge tourney this evening!
My husband came home yesterday. It’s been almost a month since I saw him last.
I have a perfect rating on Lyft. 5.0
You can never recover from perfect once you get a 4.9. Mathematically impossible.
My old ass sister had a party last night and about twenty of her gutter punk friends from high school came over and they got drunk and did white drugs all night. I am so very not thrilled.
I didn’t even notice they were here. I can sleep through anything and if I am awake I have headphones on.
But this morning I wake up to my alarm since I set it for every Thursday at 7:30AM so I can run the garbage and recycling bins down our ¼ mile driveway. It is my jam, I seem to be the only person that remembers.
My sister is siting at the dining room table with a dude that calls himself “Dumpster”. He reeks of beer and smokes. I quit smoking nine months ago (I am the best!) so I am fairly sensitive to just how fucking horrible smoking makes you smell.
But somehow my sister gets me to order a Lyft (fuck Uber) for Dumpster. After I ordered it I remembered my 5.0 I just knew coke addled Dumpster was going to totally fuck my rating. He was clinging to a half rack of PBR as he walked to the street to meet the lyft driver.
So I went out and told the driver that I am very sorry. And I will monitor the ride and leave the best rating and a healthy tip for moving the dumpster.
I gave a ten dollar tip on a 9 dollar ride. And I still feel like it wasn’t enough.
ISIS has advised its operatives to temporarily halt all operations in Europe.
My daughter hugged me, told me that she loves me, and thanked me for being the best mom ever.
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