(NSFW) How would you describe your air biscuits?

Your farts. How bad are they? Do they vary in intensity? Sound? Do they knock out your friends, kids and pets? Please describe as graphically as possible.

Plus, any epic tales about yours or other people’s farts are welcome.

From the internet here are other terms for it—-

anal acoustics – Arkansas barking spider – ass blast – bake – bake brownies – Barking Spider – beef – beer fart – bottom burp – break wind – bust ass – butt trumpet – California barking spider – crop dust – cupcake – cut a melon – cut a muffin – cut the cheese – Dutch Oven