Shouldn’t the next Nobel Prize be awarded the individual who solves the Tostito excess fragment/crumb to chip ratio scandalously distinguishing every bag?

Yes. Switch to soft tacos. Peel off what you want or have them pre-cut.

The prize should go to the person who figured out how to match the color of Cheetos to Trump’s hair dye.

The prize for Biophysics should go to the person who can demonstrate and settle the question of how to eat a pringle.

There was a whistle blower decades ago. They nicknamed him the Frito Bandit, and promptly deported him to Ecuador. He was never heard from again.

Given some of the past winners, all it would take is the right person to talk about solving that dilemma to be the winner.