How will you commemorate the 155th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination? (April 15)

Maybe play a round of Hitman.

I might shoot the wife, It’s her birthday too!

I’m going to perform “Our American Cousin” in my living room…

I’m going to flip a penny to see if it is “Heads or Tails” !

By not going to the theater again.

I got my kitchen sink aureregd. Only cost $168. Will make a ceremonial grilled cheese Tex Mex sandwich.

I guess my first thought on seeing this reminder was, “Glad he’s not here to see what we’ve become.”

I might take in a play.

155 isn’t really an important number.
Yesterday was the 75th anniversary of the death of FDR. That would have been a big thing if the world wasn’t dying.

I’m fairly sure that my house is Corona-free, so I’ll have to go out to find some viruses to assassinate.

I don’t have a firearm, but I’m sure many gun stores are open, because they’re such essential businesses.~

Uhh, I won’t, because I don’t and I never have.