If I were to run past your house, I wonder, what might you say/do upon recognising me?

Hey mate! Come on in and have a drink with us but please put some clothes on first!

That would be cool, so long as the beer is!

“Clean up after your dog.”

“If you’re looking for the Queen, she went that way!”

Love thy ahtfit!

Are you stalking me?

“Jessie stop humping his leg!”

@lucillelucillelucille Hahaha, worn by wankers everywhere lol
@chyna I may quicken my pace to shake him off as I wave at you.

You don’t see legs like that outside of the barnyard very often. Come on over so I can get a better look and have a beer!

I’d say “well, fuck me, it’s ucme!”

“HEY! WANNA SEE SOMETHING WEIRD?”

@Demosthenes Cool, I would however be inclined to deny your saucy offer as I lean toward straight :D

I’d carefully slide the lever back to “Safe”.

Actually, I’d wave. That’s what everyone does around here.

Bogus question. You’d never run by my house. You have staff for that.

Bogus answer. I would run past, the staff would be wiping my brow & dowsing me with water!
Now, answer properly biscuit muncher :D

Fair enough. In that case, I would get a running start, and tackle and kidnap one of your staff to come work for me, because I could really use the help.

Of course, I would yell, “Hi UCME!” as I ran away.

Better, you are dismissed.

Thank heavens.

For little girls…

There you go again talking about the help.

And you said you’d tackle & kidnap them…shame on you :D

Mmmmm, good point. I retract.

I was going to ask why a man in tux was following you with spray bottle and hand towel. But of course he’s the help.