If I were to run past your house, I wonder, what might you say/do upon recognising me?

When I say run, I don’t mean as if being chased by the feds or some sort of loon, no, no…that wouldn’t do at all.
I mean a training run, clad in running vest, shorts & the like.

Humour, & downright mean insults are expected fair game as last time I looked…I am a big boy now & can take it.