Jellies do you give your "A material" for free?

“I never write metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.”
– Mark Twain
I like the way he thought about things. As for me, I really don’t love typing.

No. I admire people like Ucme who can and lift spirits but he’s also unappreciated by some for the same reason. Myself, I need an appreciative crowd and maybe a few drinks to really be at my best in humor, and I rarely fluther during those times.

One person’s A game is another person’s “meh.” Who’s to judge?

I usually don’t post unless I have something to say. I think I used to be funnier in my salad days but maybe now I’m getting too old and crabby. Or perhaps the venue’s changed.

@KNOWITALL Cool, cheers pet!

To answer the question…I’m always up for a laugh regardless of my “audience” & so if some here wear expressions akin to a flopped trifle in response to my humour then it bothers me not one jot!
To be fair though, you plebs are served mere starters, the main course costs…a lot.

We have television for entertainment here.

Applause is a drug. I save my best for a chance to hear the love again.

I’m an open book. I have never considered charging for my thoughts.

My “A” material would not interest anyone here.

@ARE_you_kidding_me I’m not sure about that, I love intellectual humor. Show us what ya got when you feel like it!