[Sociological question. Possibly tacky] Suppose for this question that COVID virus particles could be attacked and neutralized by the chemicals created by human flatulence. What would society's reaction be?

Much like the toilet paper shortage, brussels sprouts would be in high demand.

I’d start planting beans in my my back field.

Are you kidding? In no time, manufacturers would be selling it in spray cans. And people would buy it.

We could amuse ourselves now by thinking up product names and marketing strategies. Of course, I’m too genteel to stick around and see what might be suggested.

Did you mean “hold its collective nose”?

I’m also thinking that certain family members’ work products would suddenly have a market value unlike anything they’ve ever known before.

The prospect of farming the product boggles the mind.

“Margaret Mitchell was right after all”

^^ haha

I would be considered a great healer.

My kidney bean and chili powder stock futures might finally pay off…