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Will you please favor me with your creative wit? (See details.)

Asked by LuckyGuy (43880points) May 3rd, 2020

I want to humorously say I used a lot of bleach to wipe out a certain infestation.
Something like:
“I used more bleach than a _______” (Fill in the blank)

Expressions that come to mind are:
I used more bleach than a Motel 6 laundry.
..... a paper mill
..... a hospital infectious disease ward
..... a 1970s public swimming pool
..... a waste water treatment plant

You get the idea. Can you come up with some other examples?
Humor is definitely encouraged!

Thanks!

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14 Answers

Patty_Melt's avatar

Adrian Monk in a nudest colony

Howie Mandel at a meet and greet

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I used more bleach than a Hollywood hairdresser.meow

Patty_Melt's avatar

Than a spy cleaner after a six way execution

chyna's avatar

Than a porn movie set.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Than a Married With Children convention

ucme's avatar

…a redneck at a drinking game.

zenvelo's avatar

…a President doing his hair…

…a Marilyn Monroe convention

LuckyGuy's avatar

Wow! These Are GREAT!!!

… than an LA dentist!

Keep ‘em coming!

ucme's avatar

…saucy maid from below stairs.

ragingloli's avatar

… Drumpf supporter self medicating.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Roomful of blondes. Whorehouse laundry.
Michael Jackson

Kardamom's avatar

A bung hole beauty contest.

Patty_Melt's avatar

!!!!! I did not see that ^ coming!

LuckyGuy's avatar

Very funny! It came from a different direction! :-)

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