If a person farts in line while social distancing, does that make it okay if you are wearing a mask?
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May 10th, 2020
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Somewhat. You might have to wear two .
If the offender is wearing a thong, it renders the fart twice as deadly.
OK for who? He or she probably feels better.
According to a doctor on the XM medical channel, flatulence does contain viral particles, but underwear and trousers tend to act as good filters (better than facemasks) and therefore the risk to the person downwind of the fart is pretty minimal, as long as that person is not kissing person 1’s butt.
And then there’s crop-dusting definition
If you are close enough to get overwhelmed by a fart, either you aren’t social distancing, or the farter needs to leave the line and change out of their now wet shorts.
If you can’t hear it, yes. If all of the windows get blown out, no.
If I heard some fucker in a mask fart in my queue, I’d demand they remove it.
We have to smell your invisible shit, so should you lol
Are you suggesting the creation of M-95 underwear?
GOING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, HITTIN’ 94 WHEN SOMEONE LET A BIG ONE AND BLEW ME OUT THE DOOR. THE TIRES COULDN’T TAKE IT THE ENGINE FELL APART ALL BECAUSE SHE/HE LET A SUPERSONIC FART.
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