Tell me about that time a bird did a "whoopsie" on you, how did that go?

Which time are you talking about lmao? If anyone reading this has gone to secondary school in Britain, you know that there’s always loads of seagulls. It’s worse as I live by the coast. I am not joking here, but at least 50 seagulls swarmed overhead one time. I have heard from various friends that there are seagulls at their school, even if they don’t live by the coast (I’m talking Manchester here). Now, regarding the question, I got a triple-whammy once. That’s like a double-whammy, but worse. It got my blazer, bag and hair. MY FREAKIN HAIR. Needless to say, I rushed to the toilets and grabbed some toilet paper. People got frequently pooped on by a bird and all we had to get it off was toilet paper, water and Jesus. Left a mild stain on my blazer but the washing machine got rid of it. If you have never been pooped on in a British secondary school then I tip my hat to you. Sorry for the lengthy reply

@BrentM I’m from Durham, plenty of coastline up here & yeah, those bloody gulls get on your tits!

Cool with your answer, not too lengthy at all.

Just last week, I got hit on the shoulder, chest, and pants and got a small splash on my neck. Bleech! I had just filled the bird feeders and was putting water in the bird bath when a gray catbird decided it was time to make a deposit.
Fortunately I could change my clothes and take a shower.

One time I walked out the side door at work into an alley. I must have disturbed the pigeons. I saw something fall past my eye. I looked down and there was a huge green watery bird turd on my neck tie.

Small blessing: at least none got on my shirt.