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[NSFW] Are you aware of this happening?

Asked by lucillelucillelucille (34325points) July 21st, 2020

Do you know when your balls fall out of your shorts?..or pants if you’re of a certain age.

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Zaku's avatar

I think I would usually, but I don’t often wear shorts, let alone a type where that would happen, or behave such that that might happen in public.

Though I have seen men in boxers sit down on a couch and evidently not notice what’s going on.

kritiper's avatar

No. But that hasn’t happened to me in about 55 years. (Swim suit.)

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zaku -Me too.
There’s a man who rides a bike down the path I walk and that is what I get exposed to every single time I see him and he is never going the same way as me…always headed straight at me.
The worst was when I took a wheelchair out there and was eye level for what felt like an eternity as he pedaled towards me.
I could pick him out of a lineup as I have seen this so many times!
How does he not feel a breeze???
End rant.

Zaku's avatar

Oh yeow!

I’m sorry to yeah you’ve been having that experience…

And I’m not sure… I think it’s possible (and I think more likely) that he doesn’t think that’s what’s going on… and also possible he does know and either doesn’t think it’s noticeable, or doesn’t care, or is some kind of flasher.

As for how… um… I imagine he may feel the breeze but think it’s just what it feels like through clothing.

I was just having a conversation about how some men (especially of a certain older generation) behave with a kind of passive-aggressive disregard for the needs and preferences of others, violating rules and expecting not to be called out on it.

LadyMarissa's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille I think I would have to yell out…Nice balls & then laugh really loud!!! Maybe it’s the ONLY way he can get anyone to look at them or maybe it excites him.

You could call your local precinct & ask them how you should deal with a man who is exposing himself to you daily. They might send an officer out to politely bring it to his attention.

Demosthenes's avatar

Lol another reason I wear boxer-briefs. Can’t happen with those.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zaku -I never get the feeling that he’s being a pervert but the disregard for others sounds like a reasonable explanation. He’s probably in his mid 60’s.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@LadyMarissa – I don’t see too many people out there so I’m not going to yell that out. Lol!
I wonder what would happen if I did talk to the police. He is/was affiliated with the city in some way. I see him working when I go vote in elections.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Demosthenes My sister thinks this whole thing is pretty funny. The next time she stays over I should bring her out on the path to get dosed. lol

LadyMarissa's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Maybe he’s in the early stages of Alzheimer & he doesn’t realize.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@LadyMarissa -That’s hard to say.
Aside from him, I have seen this happen with other people and wonder how they do not know.

chyna's avatar

So, in a line up of balls, you could pick him out?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@chyna -Yes. He’d stand out like an orange Gremlin amongst a fleet of back limos. XD

ucme's avatar

Okay, so they don’t fall out, but when I run I wear lycra shorts & nowt underneath.
As you can imagine, they bibble about the place like popcorn on a bonfire & are well…not well hidden.

I sometimes get winks, from sailors XD

ucme's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille First word that popped into my head lol

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@ucme -You should duct tape the legs of your shorts shut to prevent road rash!

ucme's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille No need.
They’re so perky I tie them round my waist & use them as a belt buckle.

ucme's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille No fucking way am I sticking with that for 4mins :D

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@ucme That’s what she said

ucme's avatar

Four minutes?
Did he make up the bed after?

LadyMarissa's avatar

I want the link to this picture!!! ;}

josie's avatar

I’ve seen it happen to others.
If I wear shorts they are too long for that problem.

Pandora's avatar

LOL. Yes. My son was about 14 when he was at a pool shower room and locker and he came out terrified. He told me he doesn’t want to get old. I asked him what brought this about. And he said he saw an old man from the back changing and his balls made it halfway down his legs. I think I never laughed so hard. He asked me if that happens to all old men? I told him I think so. And he shook and said, I never want to get that old. I told his dad and he laughed just as hard as I did.

nightwolf5's avatar

Okay, so yes, I have had this happen to me. Thankfully though not around others. Only with myself at home in my boxers. However, I have seen it with other guys at the public pool sauna and hot tub. I myself, am very careful to not let it happen when I have swimming trunks on. I don’t want those exposed.

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