So, your breasts, has one ever struck you in the face?

No, we get along well.

@lucillelucillelucille Just a couple of swells huh?

Not at all.

@ucme Accurate description, right thar.

@cookieman Ah, the great moob debate!
Tell me, do your nipples resemble cookies at all?
In your own time :D

Kinda like Nilla Wafers

No. I however kneed myself in the face in grade school. I can’t remember If i broke a tooth or not.

Why? Would that cause you to consider any of us differently? What if we were pre- or post-menopause? What if we were male? What if the answer was at one time “yes” but has changed due to a breast reduction or breast cancer?

My bad tempered ex wife once threw a (raw) chicken breast at me and it hit me in the head. Does that count?

@josie It counts bud, was it flush or a glancing blow?

@Pied_Pfeffer Come on now, this is only harmless fun. Men being hit in the balls has always been funny, particularly to women & so, tit whacks are similarly amusing.

@ucme
I saw it coming and tried to slip it but it left some slimy stuff on my cheek and my ear.

@josie -Did it leave a big goose egg or just a little McNugget?

@lucillelucillelucille
Just slimy stuff

@josie -Yuck-a-doodle-do

No, but they got my ex husband frequently.