This is sort of related. But it is Saturday and I want to tell a story. A story of supreme greed and stupidity. And how to totally fuck up a good thing in these covid times.
My sisters twins moved out about a month before the first case of covid hit Washington. My sister lost her shit. It was just me and my sister floating around a 4K square foot house. Her husband was working out of state and I mostly dork around in the basement. My sister had some serious empty nest shit going on. She got a new puppy to add to the two dogs she already has. And a new kitten to add to the four cats. She was desperately lonely.
She still was making dinner like everyone was still around. Five pounds of ground beef on taco night. Even though nearly all of it would go bad. It was kinda sad to watch her empty nest drama.
Enter Cassandra.
A “gutter punk” my sister knew in high school 25 years ago that has decided to never grow up. And she needed a place to crash while she got back on he feet. Perfect. We have two furnished bedrooms that the twins just vacated. Cassandra can live here for free!!! Forever.
Cassandra is a drunk.. And that means a lot coming from me. And she dragged my sister down into morning vodka instead of coffee. You know it is bad when I give my sister shit about her drinking.
Cassandra had it so easy. Lovely house, free internet and tv, free booze and food.
One fucking rule once the covid thing rolled around. No bars or parties. She just had to sit around here drinking free vodka and eating free burritos. The fucking horror.
I am dealing with cancer and my meds have compromised my immune system. If I get covid I will die. So one rule. Stay the fuck home and drink on the porch.
But Cassandra came across some money. And decided to go out to a bar and post pictures of herself partying with her arms all around people on facebook.
My sister saw these pictures and sent her a message that was something like “Come home now or don’t come back”.
So in the morning Cassandra sent my sister a text that said “I think I made a mistake”. My sister replied with, “Your stuff is on the porch”.
One fucking rule. One simple rule.