[NSFW] What legal repercussions would you face, if you went to the police station, and claimed (falsely), that you had a bag of cocaine lodged in your rectum, so you could get a free prostate massage?
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Aside from them falling over themselves laughing at you ..
Possibly “making a false report”, which is a misdemeanor ($1000 fine and up to a year in jail) where I live.
What kind of an ass would do this?
My prostate was removed. Does that mean I have more room for storage? I could be a Mule
Massage??? If you suppose a massage the likely outcome of such a confession, you are in for a rather enlightening disappointment.
@stanleybmanly Has this right. There would be no massaging, and likely a trip to the hospital for a non-consentual, court-ordered colonoscopy.
@gorillapaws Would that count as my 5 year check-up exam? :-)
Why don’t you just go on Tinder, I’m sure you could find that help offered for free
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