What was your wildest sexual experience? (NSFW)

When I got on top of him and he just stared at the ceiling and said “please hurry and get it over with”. (just kidding).

One time…I used my left hand.

The time we broke the bed. Yes, it was truly broken.

With or without aliens?

For all my straight friends here, you may be interested to know this is a common topic of genuine conversation on the first date among gay men. It’s always accompanied by peals of laughter.

My first thought seeing this question was “Bitch, please…”

I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you.

There was this one time? In band camp?

Back in the day, during a vacation in India, I was captured by some ne’er-do-wells, who robbed me, and then threw me into a pit fulll of pythons.
Ever hear of reverse-birth/unbirth?

I was getting it on with this beautiful girl in front of her parents fireplace when her drunk brother showed up unexpected.

We were at a party with our male and female friends when a truck full of recruits came in from Ft Leonard Wood. There were so few females we got our pick of young, beefy, lonely soldiers. Good memories.

I really had to think about this.

I may have told this story before.
I was probably 18, years old. And I was on a cruise ship.
I grew, to know two sisters. One, in her late 20’s, and the other was in her late 30’s….
It was the last night on a week long trip.
They invited me to their cabin, to drink a lot of liquor, that they couldn’t bring back to the US.
We hung out, in their cabin. Got drunk, and as we approached Miami, I started to have sex, with the younger sister. The older sister just turned around, as we were all sharing the same bed.
In such a small bed, I rammed her sister, with my knee.
I wouldn’t call it, a threesome.
But. I had great time.

I left, at around 6AM. And had an awkward conversation, with my parents.
My father, was pleased. My mother, was not.

Whoops…..

A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell…

^I’ve been accused, of being a gentleman….

This is a bit too personal of a question, sorry.

In co-ed junior high social dance the teachers said that I can dance with any female. I said really? They said “yes”. So I picked the teacher.

I slow danced with her.

Got f*cked by two guys in the changing room of the same designer apparel store in two days lol
No, not a threesome (sigh). But definitely within a 48 hour timespan. Day One: roaming around the neighborhood mall on a Sunday with my BF. He was trailing behind me as I roamed through the aisles and I joked about having sex in an empty corner of the store. I’ve always had a touch of exhibitionism, so I grabbed a few spaghetti tops, for plausible deniability haha – - before going to the dressing room to try them on. He didn’t seem to “get it”, so I had to stick my head out whisper-yelling his name. He caught on soon enough, though – - and half the fun was because we were having fun while trying to remain quiet.

We emerged from the dressing room and noticed that no one was in the section, so we giggled as we returned the clothing and after a bit of browsing, we left the store.

The next day, a Monday, I ended up accompanying my friend who wanted to get a new pair of jeans. Monday morning, so the store was empty, apart from the cashier, some sales assistants and me and my friend.

Usually when me or my friend try out clothing, we each tend to accompany the other to the changing room, so we can quickly give our opinions as to the fit and all that without wasting too much time. For whatever reason, that morning my friend must have been feeling very frisky, because when he was removing the third pair of jeans he was trying, I noticed that his red briefs were tenting almost comically. I was still a lil buzzed from being in the same changing room I had gotten fucked in the previous day, so I found myself fondling him through the fabric of his briefs. After a few stifled sighs and sharply drawn breaths, he decided I was teasing him way too much, and he ended up pushing his briefs all the way down to his knees.

I quickly knelt in front of him and took him in my mouth and moistened his entire length. I could feel him swelling, and I found myself thinking just how filthy it would be if I got fucked here again, barely a day after I let my BF use me in the same changing room. Quickly taking a condom out of my purse, I rolled it onto him – - I guess he was so shocked, he didn’t last too long – - a few minutes at most, before I felt him groan against my ear when he came. I didn’t care, I was too busy loving what a little slut I was being.

@alice_quine Nice lift out of Penthouse.