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Will the Second Coming be televised?
Might the news broadcast start like this:
Good evening fellow sinners and Apocalypse survivors, who have also been left behind. To ease (or possibly exacerbate) your suffering, we have some footage for you of Jesus walking on water and raising the dead. We were not sure if he would show up on camera, but have not had any problems so far.
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