Where do you think Trump's presidential library will be, if it exists?
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November 8th, 2020
New York? Florida?
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Why limit it to one? They will simply replace the Gift Shop signs at Trump properties with “Presidential Library”. Except for the places which have been seized in criminal tax evasion prosecutions or sold off to pay off the Russian creditors.
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Well there’s the porno shop next to where that last press conference was filmed. That would be historic, and better than he deserves.
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It will be in a swamp in Florida and it will contain two Garfield books and a novelization of the movie Caddyshack.
The books will all have to pictures, you know who has a tuugh time with only words on a page !
@elbanditoroso Nooooo! Little Free Libraries are earnest and kind. Do not sully them.
I don’t have a good place to put on now, but I have plans.
The bathroom at the NYC sanitation department.
The answers above cracked me up, but they are mean. You know I don’t like mean.
Trump has hinted about living in exile. If he goes into exile will he have a Presidential Library?
I think the libraries are always in the presidents’ home states aren’t they? So, he went ahead and switched his residency while in office. He spends a lot of time being critical of the Democratic leadership in NYS and saying all sorts of nice things about Florida’s governor. He is a New Yorker in my mind, but I guess it is more likely the museum will be in Florida. Florida will want it for the tax revenue I would think.
Does Twitter have room enough? I mean at least uh, one volume?
I think the libraries are always in the presidents’ home states aren’t they?
Yes, loosely defined “home”. Reagan was from Illinois. Obama was born in Hawaii. Their libraries are in California and Illinois, where they made their careers.
Finger paint comes to mind !
It will be a kiosk in the Kremlin.
The Trump Presidential Library. What a thought. Should be some interesting reading. Repetitive, but interesting.
@JLeslie it’s not your question so why should we care whether you like mean or not?
Man, the words “trump” and “library” in the same sentence is….absurd.
I don’t expect anyone to care. Just making a statement.
@Dutchess_III That’s what I was thinking. A real contradiction in terms.
Great place to study Mother Goose and Dick and Jane. ” See the Dems run. Run Dems, run.” Heavy stuff.
@ Dutchess_III. Or Run Hillary run? Got to remember who we’re talking about Dutchy. : )
It will be in a mandatory no-mask panic room, located over a massive latent sink hole, that’s underneath Mar-a-Lago.
I guess that’s as good as I got, but as far as I’m concerned, @kritiper wins this thread.
see this site
Total satire but a wonderful website. Take the time to read it through.
“Grab ‘em by the Pussycat.” Trump’s reader for 1st graders.
As a matter of convenience, the library should be located in a town convenient to Trump himself—Leavenworth Kansas for example. But in view of the fact that he will probably be pardoned to avoid the precedent of first President to do time, I recommend that his library be erected next to Sing sing prison in Ossining NY. The building should be completed just in time for the verdict from the Southern district of New York, a verdict beyond the jurisdiction of a presidential pardon.
It is actually a merciful thing that there will probably never be a Trump Presidential Library. As testimony to a man who never read a book, and in view of the tacky nature of his gaudy and garish other buildings, the country has already been embarrassed more than enough.
I’m still not sure he’s even literate.
@TW Trump isn’t one tenth the man his father was. While his dad’s great shortcoming was clearly as a parent, Trump is an all around catastrophe. Trump’s dad could bribe Wharton with a library to let his dunce of a son get in, but his son is apparently broke. It turns out that his business acumen is entirely about putting up a front. There is about as much substance to the man as there is to fog.
@elbanditoroso Wow that virtual Trump library site you linked is amazing!
No Leavenworth. Kansas doesn’t want him.
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