It’s alive! It’s alive! It’s alive!
After a very long interval, the little red light went green. I unplugged the charger, opened the device, and pressed the power button.
Nothing happened for a few seconds, and then—it twitched, it drew a breath.
And then Microsoft hijacked it and put it through two complete updates, from 0% to 100%, while its little battery pumped for dear life and I waited in breathless suspense.
And then Microsoft launched an installation of its new Edge browser and held my little guy hostage—no way to click out of it, cancel or suspend or postpone. ”CONFIRM” was the only option. And then screen after screen of setup options.
I was waiting for the results of heart surgery, and the doctor wouldn’t tell me anything until she’d finished her manicure.
Finally, finally, I was back to my home screen. And the first thing I tried to do was salvage those pictures.
Another roadblock: how do I plug in a flash drive when there’s an optical mouse thing in the USB port? If I take out the mouse, I can’t operate the device. The touch pad is flaky, which is why I bought the mouse.
After much pondering, I decided to send the picture files to myself via e-mail. Long upload, long send—another nail-biter.
At last, things seem normal again; but I am cautious and wary, watching for any bad signs, just as we will all do once the covid wave passes. Can’t ever be quite as relaxed as we were before. (We thought we were stressed before, but man.) Somehow I think the battery got drained that first night, and something was misaligned or disconnected to prevent recharging from taking place. But for now, reprieve.
And I won’t forget those good suggestions or lose the link to that helpful website. Once again, thanks, all.