What jobs and careers are not typically listed by a career advisor? (NSFW)

Tentacle Rape Machine Tester m/f.

@ragingloli What is the pay? Does it have sick pay?

You would be paid in pleasure.

@ragingloli Are the tentacles sanitized between each use?

poet
actor
novelist
professional athlete
politician

Prostitute.

gambler
priest
exorcist
faith healer
astrologer

International terrorist for hire.

@Lightlyseared
I am pretty sure they are sending recruiters to high schools.

Latin butcher.

All those dirty jobs Mike Rowe did for his TV show, like chicken sexier….

* Spits drink! * The hell is a chicken sexier???

^^ Autocorrect got me. That’s “Chicken sexer”.