Hey everyone! I WON! (Can you guess what I just WON from Trump?)

He “knew” that you were one of his most loyal supporters, and that you have “won” the singular honor to donate all your money to his campaign?

A pardon?

Airline tickets (COACH) to The Mar-a-Lago Club, all you have to do is . . . . pay $125,000 to join when you get there !

Coach? As if Trump would spring for anything more extravagant than stowage.

Good guesses all… I suppose I should wait till tomorrow to reveal the wonderful news of the actual prize I have been awarded and honored with.

Whatever it is, flush it down the toilet where it belongs.

A photo of him ?

Free dinner with him at an outdoor restaurant?

No, first in line for vaccine because you are old and frail.

A chance to dance with Ivanka at the Inaugural Ball!

Trump steaks?

A degree from Trump University?

OK, we’re ready to find out now.

A chance to ______ with Ivanka at the Inaugural Ball?

A flight on Trump Airlines, with a swig of Trump Vodka?

@Hamb I’ll have mine cooked rare. Rare indeed.

Covid 19?

Sounds like a phishing scam to me

Re-election?

His unpaid tax bill.

@SEKA is correct—sounds like a phishing scam.

Trump and his campaign would not be involved in gimmicks at this time.

I don’t know, MAGA cap? I want two of them. One to crap in , the other to wipe my butt with.

An STD?

A Get Out of Jail Free card?

A free orange dye job for butthole hairs?

One week at Mar a Lago?

Second prize – Two weeks at Mar a Lago?

You get to sleep with Melania?

A set of little hands?

He is a master. He is hitting up his supporters for even more money.
Trump Is Using Election Fraud Conspiracy Theories To Raise Money For A Personal Slush Fund

“Donald Trump is raising money more quickly as an election loser than he did as a candidate during the presidential campaign.

On Tuesday night, Rachel Maddow pointed out that since the election, Trump has raised $170 million – most of which is going into a slush fund that the outgoing president can use to fund any personal expenses he has.

“He can use it to pay for everything up to and including his personal expenses like food and travel and rent and haircuts and make-up and very wide pants and very long ties,” the MSNBC host said. “He can even just take the money for himself as income.”

grrrr.

”grrrr”

Agreed, but who’s the bigger fool? The fool, or the the fools that follow the fool?

During one of his rallies, the man called his base fools & still they protect him from those who can see clearly now…kinda points to the bigger fool to me & for once it’s NOT 45!!!

Pardon the delay… I had an unexpectedly long day away from the computer today.

@Yellowdog “Trump and his campaign would not be involved in gimmicks at this time.”
“Trump’s campaign is not asking for money from random people, if that’s what you are implying. He has plenty of support.”
– Well… let’s see:

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From: “DonaldJTrump.com” <contact@action.gop.com>
Reply-To: “DonaldJTrump.com” <email@gop.com>

(Looks genuine to me, like the previous 1200+ official Trump/GOP emails I have received in 2020 alone.)

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So… @ragingloli guessed correctly, with the first answer, answering both questions correctly.

(As I’ve mentioned before, no, I’ve never supported Trump in any way. I don’t know how they even have my email address, except via online petitions I’ve signed protesting the administration’s actions.)

So, actually @Yellowdog, Trump’s campaign is doing exactly what you kept saying it wouldn’t and wasn’t doing. In my case, several times per day, in fact.

And good guess @Tropical_Willie . While an expensive trip to meet Trump wasn’t on offer this time, I have been offered that several times earlier in the year, and in previous years. Also a few “chances” to win a trip to go to a rally, if I donated.

Oh and @Nomore_lockout was close too in that I have also been offered MAGA hats and other MAGA stuff.

@Yellowdog Trump’s campaign is not asking for money from random people, if that’s what you are implying. He has plenty of support.

Wrong again. Where he may have “some” support as shown by the 71–72 million that voted for him. He doesn’t have plenty or he would have been reelected. Thank God that there are 80 million people who saw through his scam