How difficult would it be to bribe a guard dog?

Depends on their training. A well trained dog cannot be bribed – it takes food from its master only. Think military-trained or police-trained dogs.

Civilian dogs usually do not have that level of training, and the can be easily bribed.

Heck, you could get past my dogs with some pizza crust.

Not difficult at all. Throw them a big steak and set out a huge bowl of Alpo and they won’t bother you at all.

Yeah food doesn’t work on guard dogs. Gun or bear mace may work if you’re aim is quick and excellent.

I worked, as a teenager, at a gas station/car parts store. The owner had “Queenie” a military trained German Shepard guard the parts store at night.You didn’t go in there without Vic the owner.

Really smart guard dogs will pretend to accept the bribe, and then rip you a new one when you try get past them.

What works for me is bringing my guard leopard to any prospective crime scene. ;-o

Elementary my dear yegg, just threaten to publish the pictures of him that night on the nepeta with the bitches.