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If Ivanka Trump were to have an affair with anyone in the Republican party, who would it be?

Asked by elbanditoroso (33520points) January 30th, 2021

I can’t imagine her fooling around with any Democrat.

If she were to take on her father’s behavior and start having extramarital trysts, who would she look to?

not in any way saying that she will or that Jared Kushner is a wimp

Mitch McConnell – too old
Ted Cruz? —beard too grey
Marco Rubio—too short
Stephen Miller—too bald

Who is her best candidate?

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Darth_Algar's avatar

Donald Trump.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

If Mike Pence becomes president in 2024 then him. Or that shaman in the cosplay costume who stormed the Congress in January 6s inserection. When he gets out of jail in 20 years, and runs for president in 2040.

ragingloli's avatar

Her sirer.

zenvelo's avatar

Marjorie Taylor Greene. But they’d fight over who would be top. And neither of them likes to take turns.

It would be a short lived affair, but result in years of winks and secret smiles at political rallies.

JLoon's avatar

Colin Powell – Because daddy issues + white girl fantasies.

filmfann's avatar

Paul Ryan.

elbanditoroso's avatar

@filmfann – hadn’t thought about him. He sort of disappeared into the sunset.

filmfann's avatar

Very buff. Understands economics.

Nomore_lockout's avatar

Don’t know, don’t care. As long as they mount up on his white jackass, and ride happily off into the sunset. Just take her and go. Don’t stop. Leave the country. Hit the Pan American highway and keep going. I heard Patagonia is really nice this time of year.

Inspired_2write's avatar

Any Billionaire would suit her. She was raised that way .

Cupcake's avatar

Meghan McCain

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