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What are some questions that we can be pretty sure have never been asked on a Q&A website before?

Asked by Yellowdog (12216points) March 20th, 2021

How many inches tall was the Apollo-13 space rocket? What happens if you mix watermelon juice with battery acid? Was Moby DICK a SPERM whale? What was Abraham Lincoln’s great grandmother’s name?

How many bananas have you eaten in your lifetime? How many clocks are in the world today? If a canoe came up in your driveway, lost all four of its wheels, then how many pancakes would it take to fill up a doghouse?

Although it is true that questions are asked every single day on Q&A websites that have never been asked before, there is always the possibility that they have.

So, what is your idea of a question or questions that have probably NEVER have been asked?

Humor, non-sequitur, and nonsensical answers, of course, are welcome and expected.

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elbanditoroso's avatar

If I asked them, then those questions will have been asked, thereby taking away their mystqiue and uniqueness.

kritiper's avatar

If the moon was made of green cheese, would you eat it?

smudges's avatar

Actually, I think almost every question has been asked by @RedDeerGuy1 ! ;^)

JLoon's avatar

FINALLY!! The true meaning of life.

But will this question make me look fat?

mazingerz88's avatar

Do vampires still fart? And zombies?

Yellowdog's avatar

I just thought of this:

Have you ever thought you were on drugs, but then it turned out to be a cartoon?

or, “Have you ever thought you were watching a weird cartoon, but it turned out to be reality and you were on drugs?”

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

None have asked “Am I conceited?” yet @smudges Thanks.

Yellowdog's avatar

How about this:

Have you ever been so frustrated / depressed / angst that you just sat down and Googled the word “SHIT!” ?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

What question is answered by . . . 42 . . ?

smudges's avatar

@Tropical_Willie The number of times Joe Pesci says ‘fuck’ in the movie Casino?

Yellowdog's avatar

I was surprised as a teenager the first time I saw the unedited Blues Brothers—the version I had seen thus far had no cussing in it at all. I don’t see how they could have edited the word Fuck out so many times without it being noticeable.

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