What are some questions that we can be pretty sure have never been asked on a Q&A website before?

How many inches tall was the Apollo-13 space rocket? What happens if you mix watermelon juice with battery acid? Was Moby DICK a SPERM whale? What was Abraham Lincoln’s great grandmother’s name?

How many bananas have you eaten in your lifetime? How many clocks are in the world today? If a canoe came up in your driveway, lost all four of its wheels, then how many pancakes would it take to fill up a doghouse?

Although it is true that questions are asked every single day on Q&A websites that have never been asked before, there is always the possibility that they have.

So, what is your idea of a question or questions that have probably NEVER have been asked?

Humor, non-sequitur, and nonsensical answers, of course, are welcome and expected.