Let's start a conspiracy theory today, want to play?

Which is a big bone thrown to put us off.
Because the ‘real’ evil genius is the Chinese president (Hu’s name escaped me).
They want to rule the Indian Ocean.
Or something.
At least, that’s what his Xtras believe (his followers, who listen religiously to whatever messages X feeds them).

Scientist are hiding the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO); the atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

Here is a website with All the Truth

Drumph is actually a space alien. The regular grey type of aliens freak people out, so they’re afraid, so they decided to shape shift one of them into an orange alien, and then make him play out the disgusting desires of a minority of humans so they would latch onto him, instead of being afraid. He made racism, and mysogyny “acceptable” so as to lure in the humans that actually like to practice those things. They decided not to use the familiar anal probes, because that freaks people out too, even the core groups the aliens are trying to control. Instead, they just send the orange alien to eff people up the arse, and they actually like it, and ask for more, and then do whatever the orange alien tells them to do, especially when it comes to denouncing aliens that are not ‘muricans.

You are all communicating with jellies. Dr. Jelly is the real owner of this website and this website was originally a Q&A site for jellies that got so big the human world got wind of it. So to make the site more human-friendly, Dr. Jelly invented a story of two human creating the website. Why else do you think everything here is related to the ocean and specifically jellies? You can’t prove there aren’t any jellies using this site either, because you can’t ask every single person here to show their real face. And in fact, if they do show a photo, can you be certain it’s real?

And that leads me to the next point: jellies are actually much more intelligent than we give them credit for, even more than human. They are just hiding this fact because they want to stay under the human’s radar. They know how vicious human is to other creatures, so they don’t want to appear like a threat to human. They just want to coexist peacefully with human, that’s why they keep this site accessible to human and pose as human to interact with us. Maybe they are even plotting something against us by studying us too.

I’m not a Jelly.
Or a jelly.
Or jelly.
I’m normal.
Human I am.

There are examples of these happening. The Tartarians is one. The cookie monster virus
is another. Both become widespread!