"I don't know, but this time I'm using a spoon!"?

What the fork is wrong with you?

…then how did you eat your soup last time ?

Why is your ass bleeding? (I don’t know what this means either).

Why did the chicken cross the road?

“I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.”

aka Martin Luther King, hahaha

Hey Random I usually eat my spaghetti with a fork but…

See this thread if this answer makes no sense to you.

is this supposed to be a sloppy joe?

Hey Astro, I like this question (even though my response got no love) and I’d like to see similar questions in the future! I’m usually surprised by the response to these types of questions…. Aside from the fluther regulars, people seem to prefer questions that don’t require you to think.

A tourist was watching a roadside show, where a man seated at a table juggled an extremely hot meatball in his hands. The sizzling ball bounced in a blur, back and forth, higher and lower, until the meatball cooled off and the man popped it in his mouth, and chewed with a look of contentment on his face. “That was amazing!! Are you going to do that again?” asked the tourist. “Of course!” answered the man, “It was absolutely delicious. I believe I shall have another right now.” “Have you always been able to juggle hot meatballs this way?” asked the tourist, taking out his camera expectantly.

(and the man answered…)

1. So you work in a nursing home? How cool!
2. Yeah, it’s pretty rewarding. Except when the old folks get mean.
1. Oh yeah? Like how?
2. Well, like today some old guy tried to bite me for feeding him peanut butter.
1. Why did he bite you for trying to feed him peanut butter?
2. -

Works better with next instead of this…