What would a real Robocop's "prime directives" be?

1. Identify and pursue all vehicles with air fresheners hanging from the mirror.
2. Don’t get caught slipping’
3. Eat the rich

Instill fear.
Act like you own the world.
Juggle your weapons.

1. “Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown”
2. “Do whatever your authorized OCP controller guides you to do.”
3. “Pretend to be a robot.”
4. “Say canned phrases to reassure the public such as telling them your directives are to serve the public trust, protect the innocent, and uphold the law.”

1. NEVER pull a gun on someone unless you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO and if you don’t intend to shoot to kill.
2. ALWAYS shoot to kill. Shoot them at least twice if you have to. Eliminate any threat to yourself and others.
3. BE DELIBERATE! Be sure!

1: Snitches get stitches.
2: Don’t touch someone elses jello.
3: Don’t drop the soap.

Oops! Sorry. That’s for RoboConvict

1. Don’t
2. Be
3. A racist.

1. Avoid staircases
2. Try to smile
3. Voter fraud cases to be hunted down and shot.

1. No on-duty sex with vending machines.
2. Accept bribes in bitcoin only.
3. MUST DESTROY MY PILLOW GUY.

On January 6th, I posted the need for Congress to get an ED-209.
I still think they are now interested.