Related to "occupations" question: If you were writing an educational curriculum for training serial killers, what would you include?
Related to this question asked earlier today.
What ought to be included in a curriculum? Methods and efficiency? Cost effectiveness?
Who would teach such a course? How do you identify experienced instructors? Or are movies good enough?
How would field work / internships be handled? On what basis would grades be assigned?
And most importantly, if you do graduate from such a course, do you get a job working for a government agency, or do you free-lance?
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Physical education. Anatomy. Also martial arts, and small arms use.
Understanding modern surveillance and detection tehniques would be the most important course. New theorectical frameworks for best evasion techniques will be built. Of course, these advances will draw ire from the hedonist wing, who cherish their traditional roots of selecting “types”, and disappoves of selecting victims based on percentage of sucess; “Moneyblood” they mutter amongst themselves.
The golden age of serial killers will be extensivey studied, and students will write essays like, “How many in the pot? Dahlmer’s odds in modern America” and “BTK, GSK, and DNA: A Rope of Sand”
Internships would be exclusively in law enforcement.
Graduates get slit open, drained of blood, and plasticized. A cover story of their exploits is constructed by social media experts. The stuffed grads are moved to a secret location, dressed in monkey suits like the Bloodhound Gang, posed as participants in a large calf birthing pantomine, and ejaculated upon regularly. This is a school run by serial killers, after all.
The most important is how to evade police so I’d focus on the mistakes and successes of all known serial killers primarily.
Like BTK using church stationary lol. Duh.
A recipe for a potion to render victims helpless, but the ingredients would be a contact poison that paralyzes them, and would be a controlled substance that would lead the police to find them before they recovered.
The course should be held in the Saudi Arabian embassy in Moscow with Vladimir Putin the course director.
A physiological exam first.
A serial killer wouldn’t follow another’s instruction that easily.
Many are insecure and lash out in anger and take rejection hard, resulting in destroying whomever rejected them.
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