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Who would your best real life adventuring party include?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24947points) May 25th, 2021

A fighter, a mage, a cleric, and a thief.

My tongue in cheek short list would be:

Thief would be Bernie Madoff, Fighter would be Mike Tyson, a cleric would be Deepak Chopra and a mage would be Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Humor welcome:

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sorry's avatar

My fighter would be Jackie Chan (in his younger days, perhaps). My mage would be Stephen Hawking. My cleric would be Rupert Giles. My thief would be Captain Mal Reynolds (& crew).

rebbel's avatar

Chuck Norris (obviously) – F
Tommy Cooper – M
Ricky Gervais – C
The Church – T

sorry's avatar

Oh, can I have a bard as well? Can I have Eddie Izzard as my bard?

Nomore_lockout's avatar

These dudes, fore shore. (The Legion, not the Riffs ) https://youtu.be/OQ0S9zfi7L8

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@sorry Sure. I would add Bill Maher as my bard.

Nomore_lockout's avatar

A fighter, a mage, a cleric, and a thief. Probably had them all in La Legion E’stranger

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Who would be a paladin in real life?

Nomore_lockout's avatar

Paladin Paladin where do you roam? Paladin Paladin, far far from home…

kritiper's avatar

Other than a one-on-one with Taylor Swift or Kathy Ireland??
Mark Twain, Teddy Roosevelt, JFK, Jack London, Wild Bill Hickok, US Grant, William Cody, Kit Carson, Charlie Russell, ... to name but a few…

KNOWITALL's avatar

John Wayne or Clint Eastwood-Fighter.
Goldie Hawn or Cher-Mage.
Yeezy-Cleric.
Johnny Depp-Thief.

filmfann's avatar

A fighter: Bruce Lee
a mage: Carl Sagan
a cleric: Mahatma Gandhi
a thief: Frank Abagnale Jr.
a bard: Bob Dylan

janbb's avatar

@filmfann i was just coming on to say Frank Abagnale for thief!

Dr Fauci – Mage
Pope Francis – Cleric
Wilhem Dafoe – Fighter

Caravanfan's avatar

Monk: Po
Fighter: Lagertha
Cleric: Hild
Mage: Arwen
Bard: Ziggy Stardust
Paladin: Bishop Heahmund
Ranger: Aragorn
Rogue: Arya Stark

KNOWITALL's avatar

@janbb Dafoe is a great actor!

ucancallme_Al's avatar

Oh my goodness!
We most certainly have staff for that!

Zaku's avatar

A platoon of elite commandos who are not celebrities, and maybe some computer hackers.

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