Who would your best real life adventuring party include?

My fighter would be Jackie Chan (in his younger days, perhaps). My mage would be Stephen Hawking. My cleric would be Rupert Giles. My thief would be Captain Mal Reynolds (& crew).

Chuck Norris (obviously) – F
Tommy Cooper – M
Ricky Gervais – C
The Church – T

Oh, can I have a bard as well? Can I have Eddie Izzard as my bard?

These dudes, fore shore. (The Legion, not the Riffs ) https://youtu.be/OQ0S9zfi7L8

@sorry Sure. I would add Bill Maher as my bard.

A fighter, a mage, a cleric, and a thief. Probably had them all in La Legion E’stranger

Who would be a paladin in real life?

Paladin Paladin where do you roam? Paladin Paladin, far far from home…

Other than a one-on-one with Taylor Swift or Kathy Ireland??
Mark Twain, Teddy Roosevelt, JFK, Jack London, Wild Bill Hickok, US Grant, William Cody, Kit Carson, Charlie Russell, ... to name but a few…

John Wayne or Clint Eastwood-Fighter.
Goldie Hawn or Cher-Mage.
Yeezy-Cleric.
Johnny Depp-Thief.

A fighter: Bruce Lee
a mage: Carl Sagan
a cleric: Mahatma Gandhi
a thief: Frank Abagnale Jr.
a bard: Bob Dylan

@filmfann i was just coming on to say Frank Abagnale for thief!

Dr Fauci – Mage
Pope Francis – Cleric
Wilhem Dafoe – Fighter

Monk: Po
Fighter: Lagertha
Cleric: Hild
Mage: Arwen
Bard: Ziggy Stardust
Paladin: Bishop Heahmund
Ranger: Aragorn
Rogue: Arya Stark

@janbb Dafoe is a great actor!

Oh my goodness!
We most certainly have staff for that!

A platoon of elite commandos who are not celebrities, and maybe some computer hackers.