[NSFW] Do you think sailors ever had sex with manatees?

More likely they had sex with womanatees.

@ragingloli did they change your meds recently?

@elbanditoroso
I get to down new kinds of pills every week! They pay really well to be a test subject for the newest unapproved psychopharmaka.

I thought they were the offspring of human and mermaid mating.
Manatees.

The question is did a sailor, drunk on rum and delirious from scurvy ever manage to catch one.

I think by the time a sailor figured out if a manatee were male or female his libido would be flaccid. Let alone getting the operative parts to align.

Manatees have better taste than that.

We must have watched the same program again. Yes, I think it’s possible but not probable.

I think I may have seen something like that on a porn video.

@lastexit I think that was loli with a cephalopod! :-)

I doubt it. I know this is intended in a humorous sense, but dicipline aboard ships was harsh in those days. In both the British and American navies. Ditto commercial ships. I doubt not an old time officer would have had scant tolerance for those types of shenanigans.

No.

It’s a safe bet there isn’t a common orifice of suitable size yet discovered that some man has not judged suitable to engage with in an attempt at copulation. However, any lone man, sailor or otherwise whether drunk or sober is not exactly suited to achieving that goal independently with a live or conscious manatee.

I wonder if it’s all that medication which is responsible for those obscure sidings your train of thought frequents with such robust regularity. I have no doubt that you will be the first to volunteer the attempt in service to the pharmaceutical industry, the only issue in doubt being a matter of the animal’s classification as male or female.

@Stanleybmanly It’s just a theory in regards to mermaids and other legends. Loli didn’t make it up. Haha!

You know, I’ve tried to have sex with manatees, but they’re just so slippery.

Give a man a tea, he will be happy for a few minutes.

Teach a person to make a man a tea, and he will drink tea for a lifetime.

I bet it’s happened, but less in a violent, spur of the moment, drunken way, and more of a creepster animal fucker trying to fulfill a fantasy way. In practical terms, manatees are friendly and generally docile. They like to cuddle and rub up on swimmers, and when in heat are really prolific fuckers. I’ll bet someone has pulled it off, though given the size difference and the manatee’s advantage in water, I daresay the manatee would have to be game.