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What are some real-life inspired restrictions, that you would put into games, to intentionally piss people off?
For example, in an MMO, having to form a queue with other players, before you can talk to an NPC.
Having the player character randomly stumble over a rock or branch.
Or random weapon malfunctions in shooters, including the weapon exploding, or the magazine falling out, because you forgot to lock it in properly.
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