What are the Top 10 reasons hermit "River Dave" could really be David Letterman?

#9 – Why else would you grow a beard like that?

#8 – Because River Colbert doesn’t sound right

#7 He’s been caught doing this before.

#6 – - – He has a hidden “bubble machine” !

#5 River Dave’s Top Tens Are As Funny As Letterman’s

Interpret that how you like it.

#4 Who else would ask?

#3. When it feels like you have already done it all, this is what you do.

Don’t know who that is. Last I heard of Letterman, he had some show where he’d interview people one on one, and stroke his beard like an intellectual.

#2 They are both burned out.

#1 That’s how far away everybody wants him.

@Patty_Melt Oh now, Dave wasn’t that bad. Of course it’s a matter of personal taste, but I always preferred Dave over Jay Leno. And both of them sucked ass as compared to Johnny Carson, back in the day.

Alternater #10 He’s pining for a new season of Honey Boo Boo.

I have met Dave on hikes in NH-. I applaud his life style

#9 We saw Rupert Jee in the area with a box of matches after delivering a Deli sandwich

@Forever_Free – You met the Man in the wild? Respect!

And I’ve always wondered about Rupert… ;)

@JLoon a kewl dude. I totally respect these hermit souls.

Rupert said to say Hello