Would the real jelly please stand up?

I would be able to tell you if I’m top, bottom, or vers and give proof.

Now I just want to know the answer just to know the answer. :P

I have people who know me outside of Fluther. They can attest for me.

@Mimishu1995 Too logical of an answer. All jellies who can vouch for you have been abducted by aliens.

What proof do you have that this hasn’t happened already?

If I am not sassy in a comment that should be a sure bet

I know what you mean – So many people want to be me.

But I’m the only one. And you can tell, because even after everything I’ve done I’m still a fucking angel.

Then of course there’s the barcode tatoo…

I would revitalise my other account and let y’all know that what @rebbel is asking and answering is not what @rebbel would ask and answer (assuming that the hacker hasn’t the same views and opinions as I).

You can’t any more than Jesus Christ could if he came back and told you he was the real one.

Some jellies here know details no hacker would know from only social media.
And more than that, they know my complex feelings on issues that I never post about on my socials.
They could ask details about former jellies, too, which a hacker or new user wouldn’t know.

If this is meant to be humorous, a hacker would probably be much nicer and actually ask questions.

The real me would know exactly where I have that tattoo of Pinocchio.

@janbb has had close contact with my wife, and could easily identify me.

Also, back when @cak was going through cancer, several members made a video of support for her. I don’t know if anyone has that video now, but it would clearly show me with my avatar.

@filmfann Kinky @janbb! ;)

As one can see, I’m the OP and nobody else uses my emoticons. :/ :P

BTW, I changed my user name to something less creative. :P

If I’m hacked will anyone notice? :P

“Cookie Man” is actually a legacy title that has been handed down for generations. I am not the first nor will I be the last Cookie Man — but I am the tastiest.

@cookieman OK, so to ensure you are the real Cookie Man, I will take a bite on you. If you are not tasty then you are the hacker.

@cookieman are you a chocolate chip cookie? Or what? what makes you so tasty??

@Mimishu1995: Yes, perfect. A very good test. You are welcome to a nibble anytime.

@SergeantQueen: I am Chocolate Chip, but past Cookie Men have been a variety of flavors. They’ve all been great — well…except for Pecan Sandy, whom nobody understood. And, while the chips are key, the flavor really comes from the butter.

@cookieman Batter up!

If I start celebrating biden shudder that would be a major clue.

Actually, apparently someone contacted stanley claiming to be me. I declared he should not give me any money, or personal info.

@Patty_Melt I have been wondering where Stan is these days…

@stanleybmanly – Oh stanley… (sigh)

@stanleybmanly has left the building . . . forever.

@Tropical Forever? Wow, coulda said goodbye. (Pouts)

#stanleybgone

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY?
WHAT?
I disagree with his politics, but I never wanted him gone.
Please say he is okay.

Maybe he was Biden…...

That’s a bummer, that he quit.
I admired his way of writing, with all those ‘difficult’ words.
I sure broadened, and deepened, my English vocabulary, through him.

Yup. He is misguided, but eloquently so.
We haunted chat together a few times. That was fun.