A "Globalist" and a "Flatulist" go on a walk together...

Asked by rebbel (35553

) September 12th, 2021

….around the globe/across the plane.
They go West, from a certain spot in Europe, and they’ll remain moving that direction until they come back to that exact point (whatever means of transportation they need to use when they can’t walk will also keep going West).

Who is going to be red-faced when they’ve arrive back at the start/finish line?

(Red-faced, not because of exhaustion, but of embarrassment).

Or, “Will this walk be a sufficient way to convince the other party of their being wrong”?

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The flatulist. Because across their journey, they have to eat, and that invariably means eating the local cuisine, which will give them diarrhoea.
The flatulist, with his compulsion to constantly fart, will unavoidably shit his pants.

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