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rebbel's avatar

Reportedly, Facebook is looking for a rebranding of their company's name. What would your suggestion be?

Asked by rebbel (35553points) October 21st, 2021

Rebranding because their current name leaves a foul taste in many people’s mouth.

Any cool ideas for a new name?

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zenvelo's avatar

I think Zuckface would be the most appropriate way to truly identify the brand.

janbb's avatar

@zenvelo I might swap a few of those letters around!

chyna's avatar

Advertising Paradise

rebbel's avatar

Oldie, but goodie: ICU
Might pose problems with the old chat company; trademark infringement.

Zaku's avatar

Zuckface is great.

Other ideas:

Youproduct
Suckershare
SellinYourInfo

rebbel's avatar

@chyna Were you inspired by Gangsta’s Paradise?

kritiper's avatar

Farcebook.

gondwanalon's avatar

Happy Mc Birthday Book

elbanditoroso's avatar

Enron. (Facebook is going to have the same fate).

Fecesbook. (obvious reasons)

JLeslie's avatar

Crackbook.

Zaku's avatar

Now I want a word-replacing browser plug-in.

OMG, that was easy to find. Just type “word-replacing browser plug-in” into a search, and add the name of your web browser.

e.g. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/foxreplace/

I’m going to try Zuckface to start with.

gorillapaws's avatar

WeSellYourPersonalInformation, Inc.

Zaku's avatar

LOL, now it does it everywhere for me, which threw me when I was reading this question and now it says, “Reportedly, Zuckface is looking for a rebranding…”

Forever_Free's avatar

Considering it all started because he wanted to troll campus chicks has always made me wonder about the driving force behind Emperor Zuck

chyna's avatar

True, but it beats the way Ted Bundy trolled girls.

ragingloli's avatar

HarvestYou

si3tech's avatar

Two-faced book.

omtatsat's avatar

facethetruth

Forever_Free's avatar

@chyna True. Many also said Ted Bundy was a “Nice Guy”

jca2's avatar

WeHaveAllYourSecretsbook.

rockfan's avatar

I’m making a prediction that the name will have the word “world” in it.

omtatsat's avatar

I think it’s been named metashit

filmfann's avatar

So their new brand is Meta, which is the third category for questions here. Guess we own Facebook now.

si3tech's avatar

Their new name Meta is short for Metamucil! Moe accurate.

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