Can your vote be bought? How much?

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!! Actually, those just get me to the polls…

Tree fiddy.

How about a lobster meal? My biggest dream in life is to try a lobster!

George Clooney? (And I’d still be voting the “right way.”)

No less than a million.
And only from those whom I would have voted for anyway.

An In-n-Out Burger. But it better be a Double Double or I’ll vote no. And fries.

Not mine. I am a patriot!

^^^^Gives his away for free!

One burrito.

It depends on the office. If someone wants to bribe me for my city trash manager position, I’d be willing to hear them out.

a pallet of 2×4’s

I’m easy, solve one major issue with a logical, bi-partisan vote without plundering my constitutional rights and I’m yours.
But I’ll settle for two taco’s.

Why not? I’ll sell it to you cheap!

I type this response from my bunker somewhere behind the blue curtain in the woods of Washington State.

My conservative vote doesn’t count here.