Do you want to take the Colbert Questionnaire?

1: What is the best sandwich?
Po Boy

2: What do you own that you should throw out?
Nothing. We just downsized and everything that could be thrown out, was.

3: What is the scariest animal?
Humans

4: Apples or oranges?
Oranges

5: Have you asked someone for their autograph?
No

6: What happens when we die?
Same thing that happens when a dog dies. Or a cat. Or a turtle. Or a worm.

7: Window or aisle?
Window

8: What is your favorite smell?
Baking bread.

9: What is your least favorite smell?
Coffee

10: What is the most used app on your phone?
Facebook

11: Cats or dogs?
Yes

12: What is the one song you want to have to listen to for the rest of your life?
Mother and Child Reunion

13: What number am I thinking of?
13

14: Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.
I wake up, I Facebook, I Fluther. I try to stay warm, I go to bed.

!. Hamburger.
2.One of two sewing machines.
3. Shark.
4.Apples.
5. No.
6. Nothing. You rot and turn to dust. Or ash if cremated.
7.Window.
8. Baking bread.
9. Rotting flesh.
10. I don’t have that kind of phone.
11. Dogs.
12. Greensleeves.
13. Your birthday.
14. Social Security in 2 years!

@Dutchess_III

“What is the one song you want to have to listen to for the rest of your life?
Mother and Child Reunion”

That’s one of my all-time favorite tunes!
I sang it to a mother cat and her son while they were sharing a couch, and pretending to ignore each other. ;)

1: What is the best sandwich?
Döner Kebap
2: What do you own that you should throw out?
My sofa
3: What is the scariest animal?
The Thing
4: Apples or oranges?
Bananas
5: Have you asked someone for their autograph?
Of course not. Only fools do that.
6: What happens when we die?
I will celebrate.
7: Window or aisle?
Cockpit, with my AK47
8: What is your favorite smell?
Freshly baked cookies.
9: What is your least favorite smell?
Rot.
10: What is the most used app on your phone?
The clock.
11: Cats or dogs?
Cats.
12: What is the one song you want to have to listen to for the rest of your life?
Meine Ex(plodierte Freundin)
13: What number am I thinking of?
420 69. nice.
14: Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.
Life, Death, I care not.

1: What is the best sandwich? Portabella Mushroom
2: What do you own that you should throw out? A 30 year old sofa.
3: What is the scariest animal? I have to copy Duchess’ answer…humans
4: Apples or oranges? apples
5: Have you asked someone for their autograph? yes, a few times
6: What happens when we die? I have zero idea
7: Window or aisle? window
8: What is your favorite smell? lavendar
9: What is your least favorite smell? poop
10: What is the most used app on your phone? i have a flip phone
11: Cats or dogs? i love both but own a cat
12: What is the one song you want to have to listen to for the rest of your life?
“See Me, Feel Me/Listening to You” from the Broadway version of The Who’s Tommy
13: What number am I thinking of? 0
14: Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.
I couldn’t begin to guess

1: A crab sandwich on sour dough.
2: An old pay phone I will never get around to fixing.
3: Rats
4: Oranges
5: Yes, Gioncarlo Giannini. Also, the entire 1972 Oakland A’s team, except I missed Reggie.
6: We go to Heaven, God willing.
7: Window
8: Baking cookies
9: Sulphur
10: the flashlight (for you Apple owners who like Harry Potter, just say “Hey Siri, Lumos!”
11: Dogs
12: Moonlight Serenade by Glenn Miller
13: 1.544
14: I’m trying to be better

1: Brie on sourdough bread
2: A broken PC
3: Human Beings
4: Difficult choice but it’s apples at the moment
5: I had an autograph book when I was about 10. I only had the signatures of friends and family.
6: Things stop happening
7: Window
8: Night scented stock
9: Crap
10: Gmail
11: Dogs
12: There is no one song
13: 3
14: It is now all gravy

1: What is the best sandwich? Hot reuben & swiss on soft dark rye.
2: What do you own that you should throw out? Pre-covid fat clothes.
3: What is the scariest animal? Any attacking me.
4: Apples or oranges? Oranges.
5: Have you asked someone for their autograph? Yes.
6: What happens when we die? I don’t know yet.
7: Window or aisle? Window.
8: What is your favorite smell? The air post-rain. Petrichor I believe.
9: What is your least favorite smell? Vomit.
10: What is the most used app on your phone? I’m really not sure.
11: Cats or dogs? Both please, but dogs.
12: What is the one song you want to have to listen to for the rest of your life? One? I’d go crazy without music diversity.
13: What number am I thinking of? 9
14: Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.
Whatever I make of it.

1: Most decadent: lobster roll.
Go to choice: Banh mi.

2: This chair that I wanted to reupholster. Cool frame, but pretty beat.

3: Humans, by a long shot.

4: I prefer an excellent orange over an excellent apple. But prefer an average apple over an average orange.

5: I used to go to comic con each year with my brother. So many signed comic books.

6: The people who love us are sad.

7: On a flight that I’ve taken many times, the aisle. (I like to leave first.) On a flight I don’t normally take, the window.

8: The top of a baby’s head.

9: Decomposition. Had to move some dead rats. And while the actual smell isn’t the most offensive smell, the idea that I’m smelling rotting flesh freaks me out.

10: Probably Safari?

11: big dogs > cats > small dogs

12: Dang, not sure how to answer this one.

13: 42

14: What will be, will be.

1) Chicken Salad 2) Old video cassettes we’ve had forever 3) snakes 4) Either / Or 5) Willie Nelson got it lost it 6) Don’t know, neither do you 7) Window
8) Breakfast cooking in the morning 9) Three year old grand sons poopy BVDs 10) YouTube
11) Both
12) London Homesick Blues by Jerry Jeff 13) No Clue
14) Getting by on getting by

What was the number you were thinking of @filmfann ?