If you had to have sex with a bird, what bird would it be and why?
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A bird from London, of course!
A booby bird. Self explanatory.
I wouldn’t care what color the feet are, I like boobies.
@rebbel Now you’ve got me a bit worried.
@rebbel Obviously? I dont think I could handle a tiny bird sounding like it was laughing at me during sex.
Please nobody say penguin.
@Dutchess_III Already got answer, but his profile picture is a penguin so its not weird.
Twenty, because then I’d be a cartoon
Depends on its length and girth.
Definitely a Phoebe
Waller-Bridge!
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I’ve already slept with a few turkeys – But thankfully no egg laying was involved.
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@janbb – I do love myself… but that’s another story ;p
Uh – now run that one by me again? What the hell do they put in this Irish whiskey?
Swans are more sensual, but a flamingo’s legs go all the way up!
Lyrebird.
If we had a son, he could be flyin’ lyin’ Brian, Jr. ;-D
So in that situation you would start a family with the bird?
How would that work?
@Brian1946 flying lying? I thought he would be a world-class lyre player :)
I’m gonna comment because I can’t believe this is even a question! WTFF? F=flying. Some questions were even moderated..lol jeez I must say something or this may be modded too. okay, hummm Lady Bird https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Bird_(film)
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