Do you know of, or can you make, a euphemism that sounds innuendious*, but isn't?

“I see you’ve got a banana in your pocket…” – oh wait, that’s intentionally an innuendo.

Surfers know they have to wax their stick.

How you like them apples?

That’s difficult, because as soon as something sounds like innuendo it is too late.

@flutherother Let’s say, it only sounds like an innuendo to a certain listener (like me, in the above pennies polishing case).

Men are so selfish!

It’s always about innuendo. Do you even care about my endo?

@JLoon Don’t start with my meaning. Let’s talk about your youaning.

@filmfann – For that you deserve a treat. Shall I warm up some sticky buns?

The Enterprise’s mission (Operation Charmin): to seek out and destroy remove Klingons from around Uranus.