How would you like to be cooked?

I’d want them to cleanly sever my left leg, bbq it over cherry or apple wood and allow me to try it as well. Then let me go minus said leg but otherwise ok.

Cold no-cook stone/human soup.

Délice de sauce au chocolat

Cooked slowly and tenderly in a huge vat of warm chocolate sauce garnished with the bodies of twenty or thirty naked human females.

Croque Monsieur

Slow cooked in a hot tub, me, Natalie Portman, and a stick of butter.

I’d prefer being Sushi or Steak Tartar.

Eaten raw, live.

I’d like to be eaten, but not necessarily cooked.

We could go out for dinner after that though.

If they were still hungry.

Huducken. Human stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken. Cuz I’d like to taste like chicken. One last laugh.

Purée, like a gazpacho.

So, I’ve been invited to dinner by aliens, but I’m the main course? I think I’ll pass on that one boys, but thanks anyway!

What an odd question…I love it!

I think they should put me in a blender and hit puree. Slurp me with a straw. No ingredients needed as I’m sweet and spicy already.