What are you wearing?

Meh. Yesterday it was my pink flamingo shorts. But today it’s back to sweat pants and a sweatshirt.

And reading glasses.

Ha! @Hawaii_Jake, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you phone sexing me! :-p

@canidmajor Oo! La! La!

I’m feeling a little Johnny Cashish today. Black panties, black bra, black pants, orange and black shirt, black heels.

I came into th eoffice today before heading out to the airport midday to get out of town. So I have Brooks Brothers dress shirt on, with Patagonia slacks, and sneakers. And a down vest, it was cold this morning.

The Demosthenes Casual: Dark blue slim but not skinny Levi jeans, dark blue Polo Ralph Lauren T-shirt, an off-white denim jacket, black Calvin Klein briefs, and brown Perry Ellis shoes. This what I wear to my job (T.A.ing) most of the time during this cool time of year. At home I’ll take most of it off and wear joggers and a T-shirt and hoodie (which is a step of casual below what I’m wearing now and would wear out as well, but also lounge around the house in).

Haha, @chyna, you answered like he’s phone sexing you! :-o

Very little. Why?

A green Garden Island Arts Council 40th anniversary T-shirt and blue slacks.

@canidmajor He wasn’t?!

Come to think of it, yeah, he probably was!!

^Ahem

I finally showered and got dressed. I’m wearing glasses with progressive lenses, because my eyes are old. The next shirt in the closet was an old favorite: tan linen. It has lines where there is stitching with small holes opened up in the fabric. I’m sure that treatment has a name, but I don’t know it. I’ve got on gray boxers and Levi’s 505 shorts. No belt and no socks. I’m wearing perfume: This Is Not A Blue Bottle by Histoires de Parfum. It’s a nice scent heavy with aldehydes and musk. It’s unisex.

Levis, a plaid shirt, and a bemused expression.

Spring is in the air! and I’m disappointed to be wearing fluffy slippers, olive corduroy trousers, a Lands End check shirt and a blue Icelandic sweater.

Generally aim to wear clothes that were sustainably ethically manufactured by people being paid a living wage.

Or theatre scrubs.

So disappointed in all of you people. The only correct answer for this question on the internet is:

Nothing.

Butbutbut @bob_ – that would be a lie!

@bob_ Mmm… I adore Mexican men. Kaliente!

@Jeruba Or would it?

Yoga pants and matching top (yellow-grey) and a big soft alpaca sweater. Big temp drop today in Mo.

Levi’s jeans and a Madewell tee shirt. Oh…and Maui Jim glasses.

Burgundy leggings, pink/yellow/blue tie-dyed t-shirt, flowery undies, pink slippers, You or Someone Like You scent.

@chyna Did you say Cashish…OR…Catfitish??? ;)

^Either/or!

My funky Scarlet O’hara look, something I put together from the drawing room drapes. Or maybe it was the carpet…
https://postimg.cc/dkK6tmKs/fb568af5

And oh yeah, I was wearing nothing when I got the mail but I noticed my neighbor had the same outfit. He likes crossdressing.

^oo la la!

@chyna – I’ll tell him you said hi ;p

Well, okay.

• Two white snap barrettes in my longish multicolored hair (white where it’s grown out since my last color job two years ago, plus an aquamarine streak on the right side)
• Pair of gold hoop earrings and a small pearl in the third spot
• Turquoise blouse with pleats around the V neck
• Turquoise corduroy overshirt, unbuttoned
• Underwear: one piece turquoise, the other black
• Khaki colored jeans
• Light tan socks
• Blue slippers (black slip-ons when I went out)
• Iridescent turquoise and blue nail polish

That’s it. A little fussier than usual because I met a friend for lunch today, but I always like having a color theme.

@JLoon…I saw your neighbor today. It was terrible, about 28⁰. Poor guy had no balls or penis.

Why take my word for it, when all you have to do is turn on your webcam. ;)

@Dutchess_III – Don’t let him fool you. That junk is under the beer belly somewhere.

Stretchy hiking pants with long sleeved T shirt and warm socks and rugged hiking runners to match with hoodie jacket ( one light for warmer days and the other for colder weather.

I love the special fabrics that make up stretchy pants as they last for a long time thorouh mulitple washes and many hikes..tough fabric but feels soft.

@Inspired_2write Yes, any my Calvin Klein’s have multiple pockets!!

Black.

Old naturally-faded Levi’s, Pink Floyd t-shirt, sandals.

Blue pants, blue and white striped shirt and blue sandals. I’m in my blue stage today.

Sports shorts, tank top shirt (bought at one of those tacky tourist shops by the beach), glasses, and a wedding ring. I’m the height of fashion.

Taking it easy today. Still wearing my fit from yesterday…

My hair is dark brown and grey. Mostly dark brown… And grown past my shoulders.
Rather unimpressive mustache with heavy, mostly auburn, some black, brown, and touches of grey/white. My beard starts from my hairline by my ears, and grows down to my mid-chest…

I’ve got a thin comfy Underarmour jogging, long sleeve shirt that has extra long sleeves with thumb holes in them. Although my sleeves are not covering my hands, but piled up around my wrists.
Under that is a tight grey wife beater. It hangs a bit longer than my shirt, so you can see I’m wearing layers.
Got some black comfy And1 basketball shorts on. Pretty nice CRKT “M-16” clip/lockback knife in my right pocket. It’s all black, with a tanto style blade, and small serrated edge about an inch long at the base. Blade length 4”...
Burgundy/cranberry knit boxers, with the waste band showing over my shorts. I wore them like that as a teenager. Still do. Don’t like the boxers’ color, but they came in a 4 pack…

Black New Balance “athletic sandals,” no socks…

You can only see like 5 of my tattoos when I’m covered up like this. It keeps my conservative older neighbors from starring at me. Most of them anyway.
If I go for a walk soon, as I normally do around a nearby lake, I’ll take a much more aggressive fixed blade CRKT “Shrill” knife. I have better knives, but the Shrills are plenty capable. It’s got a razor sharp double edged straight blade that I feel very safe with, in case I have trouble with an animal, or person.
And I’ll take a neon green bandana to hang out of my pocket, so people can see me and hopefully not shoot at me.
I’ll probably wear a bright colored skully too. Again, in hopes of not being shot at…
As with any current/former biker my bandana will have a pad lock tied to the end in my pocket. Makes a great weapon…

If I was going in the afternoon, I’d have a Judge revolver in my waste band. Two 410 shells, and three .45 Long Clolts… Gators and snakes are plentiful in the warm Sun… I would never just shoot one for no reason. But. Some are aggressive…

When I finish “Fluthering,” my Samsung note 22 will be in my right pocket. And I always carry a folded paper towel, in my left pocket.

And. It’s highly likely I’ll be chewing a small piece of gum. I almost always chew gum. It helps my anxiety/figitiness…

I just changed out of lightweight capri pants (very light khaki-ish color) a navy t-shirt with sparkly palm trees and I had sandals on when I was outside. Looked like an American tourist. Lol.

Now, I’m in a cotton-knit nightgown with long cotton-knit sleep shorts underneath.

Grey sweatshirt that doesn’t match my B & W capris

Jeans and a hoodie.

Red and white Coca-Cola t-shirt and white capris.

Jeans and a hand knitted oatmeal coloured Icelandic jumper.

^Funny. You mentioned “oatmeal” colored clothing.

I’m wearing “whipped cream” colored whipped cream…

It’s going to be a great day. Unless it rains again…