What would a great comeback line be?

“I’ll be back.”

Yo mama.

That’s what she said.

(Followed by your best impersonation of Michael Scott’s grin.)

“Hell no – I’m a fucking angel.”

“Grandma taught them to me right before she died of Ligma.”
“What is Ligma?”

@ragingloli – Ok. Whud? :p

Some but not all .
Perhaps you can enlighten us, in Church.

“But sir – that’s not my dog,”

Somehow I don’t care to turn an episode of Little House into a variation of The Aristocrats.

Yes, let me act them out in pantomime

If you are going to snap a comeback, just don’t be a jerk about it.

Mr. Edwards taught me when he taught me to spit tobacco.
LHOP fan here. :)